Friday, March 18, 2005

World Bank Nominee

An imaginary White House scenario.

“Let’s see, who can we get to head the World Bank?”

“Ah….I know a guy who would be great! How about Paul Wolfowitz!”

“But didn’t he sneak out of Iraq a day early with $9,000,000,000 in Iraqi reconstruction funds unaccounted for? Didn’t he say they didn’t have time for normal accounting practices?”

“Yeah…exactly…that’s why he would be great!”

“Alright then…Wolfowitz it is!”

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