Bush Snaps; Dragged from West Wing

Sources close to the President report that days after Karl Rove was forced to resign, Bush began drinking heavily, ranting, and throwing furniture around the Oval office. This soon escalated into coke snorting and screaming. Strangely, it was reported, he continually referred to the coke as "yellow-cake".

Despite attempts by aides to calm him, he progressively became more agitated until White House guards had to be called.

"Get me Karl! Get me Karl!" he screamed as he was finally led out to the Rose Garden and hosed down by Big Dick Cheney.

In other related news, the dollar plunged to new lows as the world markets finally gave up and began massive selling. Gold reached a new high at $959/oz.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. And thanks to www.restructures.net for the photo.

Meet Up Tonight

The proposed National Strike has morphed into 1100 demonstrations to protest the illegal war in Iraq and the death of 2000 US soldiers and over 30,000 Iraqis, to be held at a location near you. Click on title above to find one.

Call for National Strike for Peace

Some are calling for a National Strike on the day after the death toll of American Soldiers in Iraq hits 2,000. The current tally is 1,996. We will probably reach 2,000 on Monday or Tuesday of this week. Are you ready?

1. Stay home from work. Call in and tell them you are out on a National Strike for Peace.

2. Stay home from school. Ditto.

3. Take to the streets. Carry a large sign. "National Strike for Peace."

4. Be disruptive - be creative. A stalled car can stop thousands.

5. Talk to your neighbors about stopping American global aggression.

You probably have never seen a National Strike. I was in Peru once when a National Strike was called. All of the workers and students stayed home. They took over the streets. They dragged burning tires into the streets to stop the cars. They threw stones at commercial vehicles trying to drive on the streets.

I am not giving any advice as to what you might do. Use your imagination. Be peaceful - no violence. This war must stop - now.

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,..."

The Day After We Hit 2000

The day after the number of US soldiers killed in Iraq reaches
2000, we take to the streets.

Stay home from work.

Stay home from school.

A day of action.

Keep your ears open.

Your Government at Work

See for yourself - click on title.

Do You Have the Stomach for the TRUTH?

Learn what we have bought with our money.

For your (and your grandchildren's future) hard-earned cash, the US is now the proud owner of 14 semi-permanent army bases (named, appropriately, after oil companies)

Paul Bremer, George Bush, and their supporters have quietly legalized themselves into an estimated 3 trillion in oil revenues, and, with truly Mephistophelean evil ingenuity, managed to engineer the Iraq people into paying for the cluster bombs, napalm and depleted uranium being used to kill them.

The 120 contractors who contributed the most to Republican candidates ($2.5 million) have made a 20,000-fold return on their investment ($53 billion) -- enough money to bury a football field in over 35 feet of cash.

Certifiable

God talks to U.S. President

by Jennifer Monroe
WASHINGTON, D.C. (OfficialWire) -- 10/07/05

Ask anyone. But mental health practitioners will tell you that to speak to God is often-claimed by some of their patients. At most, a cursory note is added to their file and watchful eye thereafter.

Most doctors will agree, however, that when God speaks back...whoa!

These same doctors say that that's when they add notes like 'delusional' and 'schizophrenic'...but now they can jot down 'presidential'

A former Palestinian foreign minister, Nabil Shaath, has told BBC News that George W. Bush told a Palestinian delegation in 2003 that God spoke to him and said: "George, go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan" and also "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq".

Shaath told BBC film-makers: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... And I did."

'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it,'" Bush is quoted as saying.

It's really creepy to think that Bush thinks God is speaking to him. I wonder—if this happens in the Oval Office, can we get tapes of it? No, seriously, the U.S. president is sick and needs help.

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